I know my behavior can be... erratic sometimes.

Mitt Romney was relaxing in his beanbag chair full of $100 dollar bills when his running mate and BFF Paul Ryan walked into the room

“Hey R-Money, wanna hear a hilarious joke?” Paul Ryan asked, as he plopped down in Mitt Romney’s second beanbag chair, which was full of $50 dollar bills

“Sure thing, best bro!” Mitt Romney answered eagerly, awaiting the vice presidential nominee’s outburst of brilliant and wholly American wit

“What do you call that useless piece of skin around the vagina?” Paul begins

Mitt Romney grins in anticipation for the punchline. It’s gonna be a good one

“A woman!” Paul finishes

Mitt Romney erupts with laughter. He laughs so hard that tears roll down his incredibly small face to his chin, which must be at least a foot away from his bottom lip

“It’s funny because it’s true and it’s also part of my presidential policy” He says, in between fits of giggles

The two Republicans have themselves a good chuckle over this. They make eye contact as the laughter begins to die down, and they hold the gaze for a long time after it stops

A very long time